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Stories of the day:

• Obama defends Healthcare.gov despite massive tech problems: 'there's no sugarcoating it'
• Game over: Nintendo ends production of the original Wii
• 'Army of Darkness 2' rises from the grave with Bruce Campbell as Ash

Written by Nathan Cykiert. Video and Production by John Lagomarsino, Ryan Manning, and Zach Goldstein.