"You drive a tough bargain, but I'll give you one final offer."
"What is it?"
"I'll give $750,000,000 for one and a half more episodes of The Golden Girls... with hologram Bea Arthur."
"I still don't understand why you love The Golden Girls so much Mr. Branson, but I cannot turn that down. Sold!"

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