He didn't show up to do this either?! Come on. I don't usually write this kind of stuff. What? Am I just supposed to write bizarre, nonsensical jokes? What is this description really for anyway? What are these weird quotes? Who comes up with these questions that they throw in here? Does anyone even read this? I give up. I don't know what I'm doing here. What am I going to write for this description? Oh wait... I believe I just did it.
Stories of the day:
- Nokia shareholders approve Microsoft deal
- Bill Gates holds back tears as he discusses Microsoft's CEO search
- Pentagon guilty of billion-dollar accounting fraud, reveals Reuters investigation
- Monty Python will reunite for new live stage performances
Hosted by John Lagomarsino. Written by Nathan Cykiert and Ross Miller. Video Production by Christian Mazza.