"Vergecast on. Vergecast, hair." (Nothing) "Vergecast, check hair." (All is good) "Vergecast, adjust mic." (Nothing - waves hands instead) "Vergecast, check on my family... watch family." (Wrong family) "Vergecast, watch my family." (Close enough) "Vergecast, check time zones. Vergecast, start listening. Snap show. Lock. Vergecast, keep it locked. Vergecast, hai- I mean Vergecast check hair!" (All is good) "Vergecast off. Vergecast off. Vergecast turn off."