Tired of reading books about vampires? Looking to save time and brain power by simply watching them on TV? Well FX is here to save the day. Introducing 'The Strain,' the TV show! No longer will you have to settle for paper and text. Now all those juicy, vampire words will come to life on the silver screen. You can even watch it on an airplane! "How am I supposed to share my excitement over each episode with my friends if I'm on a plane?" Well now you can watch 'The Strain' on a plane and gossip with your friends on the phone at the same time! Think it will annoy everyone around you? Sure, but who cares? It's legal now!

Stories of the day:

• FCC to consider allowing cellphone calls on US flights, reports WSJ
• Instagram arrives on Windows Phone, lacks video recording
• Guillermo del Toro's 'The Strain' brings a vampire virus to television in 2014

Hosted by Ellis Hamburger. Written by Nathan Cykiert and Ross Miller. Video Production by Christian Mazza.