In the case of Awkward Guy v. Friend Zone, we, the jury, find the defendant guilty of wimping out on that kiss last Friday night. We feel that the defendant had his chance after him and Jessica finished watching '10 Things I Hate About You.' There was a moment where it totes seemed like the right time, but then the defendant was all like, "I don't know what to do. What if she says no? That would be so embarrassing." And Jessica was all, "I guess he isn't interested in being more than friends." The crime shall be punishable by a minimum of ten years of regret.
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