"The confidence of a T. rex born to yuppie dinosaur parents."

The memo says that only 25 percent of Yahoo employees have left Outlook for their own mail service, even though they were all asked to do so earlier this year. While the two executives who wrote the memo — Jeff Bonforte, senior vice president of communications products, and Randy Roumillat, chief information officer — imply that employees will have to switch over soon, they don't strictly state that it's mandated, despite their lengthy letter. They're also encouraging employees to get on board with other Yahoo services such as Search, explaining that they should be using it already on principal. If like the executives suggest, you're reading their memo and thinking, "Hold on a sec, pilgrim," then head over to ATD where you can see it in full and attempt to understand one of the finest examples of interoffice literature ever leaked.