"Gobble, gobble. This is the Verge's official turkey. I just wanted to let you know that 90 Seconds will be taking the rest of the week off to try and hunt me down. I've been able to safely evade them until now, but Ross is becoming a better hunter by the day. This really looked like more fun in 'The Hunger Games.' Anyway, they'll be back next Monday with more 90 Seconds on the V–"
"Got him! I'll be eatin' well this Thanksgiving!"

Stories of the day:

• NASA unveils plans to bring Kepler space telescope back to life in search for new planets
• Twitter wants to check your age before you can follow booze brands
• Classic Tamagotchi returns with new virtual pet keychain

Hosted by Ross Miller. Written by Nathan Cykiert and Ross Miller. Video Production by John Lagomarsino.