"So, I went to the show, and the band was up there on stage. But they didn't actually play anything."

"Was the PA broken?"

"No, they were just standing there. Gazing down at their shoes. Doing that kind of moody shoulder shrug thing."

"So how was it?"

"It was pretty good."

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Today's 90 Seconds on The Verge was written by Bryan Bishop. All production magic is credited to Christian Mazza and John Lagomarsino.