"Please proceed to the front of the line. The next attendant will be with you shortly. When instructed, please present your identification and invoice. If you do not have those documents, we will be happy to help you. Simply proceed to the back of the line and see the next available attendant for assistance."

Stories of the day:

• Google Glass becomes more useful with new Facebook, Twitter, and Tumblr apps
• Google says SMS integration and outgoing calls 'coming soon' to Hangouts
• Windows Phone overtakes BlackBerry to claim third place in 2013 smartphone shipments
• Golden Gate Bridge-sized asteroid to fly by Earth on May 31st

Today's 90 Seconds on The Verge was written by Bryan Bishop and Ross Miller. All production magic is credited to Christian Mazza and Regina Dellea.