No I didn't have too much coffee why do you ask I'm feeling just fine and I really appreciate your concern I'm just excited you see excited and happy yes happy very very happy and quite enthusiastic about what's planned for the day oh hey what's that over there?

Stories of the day:

• Adobe announces first hardware, the Project Mighty smart stylus and Napoleon ruler
• Adobe Photoshop and Creative Suite to become subscription-only products
• Leaked Microsoft 'memo' says next-gen Xbox won't require constant internet connection
• EA takes helm from LucasArts, will exclusively develop future 'Star Wars' games

Today's 90 Seconds on The Verge was written by Bryan Bishop. All production magic is credited to John Lagomarsino and Christian Mazza.