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Stories of the day:
- Sony PlayStation 4 at E3 2013: everything you need to know
- Google buys traffic mapping service Waze
- Senators propose bill to declassify orders behind NSA spying
- Mozilla, Reddit, 4Chan join coalition of 86 groups asking Congress to end NSA surveillance
- United Front: Facebook and Microsoft join Google in asking US to relax data collection secrecy
Written by Nathan Cykiert and Ross Miller. Video by Zach Goldstein.