Penitence? He could only provide so much. A follow, a retweet, a hashtag or two... but absolution would have to be something less digital. Something more corporeal. He did suggest Instagram, though.

Stories of the day:

• AT&T Next lets you upgrade your phone every year, but it's not cheap
• AT&T's Next phone upgrade plans are a huge ripoff
• Leaked Verizon plan would let you upgrade phones after paying off half of your current one
• Apple reportedly in talks to buy company behind Kinect sensor
• New Apple TV service would reportedly include ad-skipping technology
• The Hyperloop is coming: Elon Musk will reveal plans for new transport system on August 12th

Written by Nathan Cykiert. Video and production by John Lagomarsino and Regina Dellea