"Because it's the inexplicable animal-weather hybrid that New York City deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll attack it with chainsaws. Because it can take it. Because it's not our hero. It's a loud, vicious force of destruction, a bizarro phenomenon. A shark knight... tornado. Two. The sequel."
Stories of the day:
- Google patches Glass exploit that allowed hackers full remote access
- The CIA wants to know how to control the climate
- 'Sharknado' reborn: Syfy announces NYC-based sequel, lets fans choose the name on Twitter
Written by Nathan Cykiert and Ross Miller. Video and production by Zach Goldstein