Sword. Spear. Hammer. Mallet. Comically-sized wrench. Broadsword. Long bow. Crossbow. Quiver. Water pistol. Whip. Katana. Dagger. Hilts and scabbards. Shovel. Active lightsaber. Staff. Shield. Nunchuks.

Stories of the day:

• UK to block all online porn by default later this year
• Apple testing 13-inch iPad and larger iPhone: WSJ
• The best of San Diego Comic-Con 2013

Written by Nathan Cykiert and Ross Miller. Video and production by Zach Goldstein. No plush animals were harmed in the making of this episode.