Everyday is like Friday. Suitmaker on fire. I've changed my plea to undecided. A falcon on my neck. Overzealous reader meet slightly frightened author. Corduroyhead.

Stories of the day:

• Best Buy, Amazon, GameStop, and Walmart selling the new Nexus 7 four days early
• Google puts the Nexus 7 on sale four days early
• Ballmer admits Microsoft built too many Surface RTs, disappointed with Windows sales
• 'Sharknado' jumps to the big screen, will play in theaters across the US next Friday at midnight

Written by Bryan Bishop. Video and production by Regina Dellea and Zach Goldstein.