"If I had the ability to fly, I don't know if I would use it that often. I just wouldn't want to show off. Who wants to hang out with the guy that's all, 'Hey! Look at me! I'm the guy who can fly!' I mean, really? You really have to show off to everyone that you can do something no one else can? I guess I'd rather just have the ability to fall asleep quickly. Maybe that will finally stop my insomnia."
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