Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock.
"Excuse me, but your watch is awfully loud."
"It's not my watch. It's this new tick, tock smartwatch app."
"Well in that case, I am completely out of line!"

Stories of the day:

• Samsung confirms 'Galaxy Gear' smartwatch coming September 4th
• iOS 7 available to the public on September 10th according to developer email
• Nissan says it will bring multiple self-driving cars to market by 2020