"Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast. What kind of hamburgers?"
"No, no, no. Where'd you get 'em? McDonald's, Wendy's, Jack in the Box; where?"
"Maastricht University! That's that stem cell burger joint. I hear they got some tasty burgers!"
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Written by Bryan Bishop. Video and production by Regina Dellea and Christian Mazza.