"Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast. What kind of hamburgers?"

"Cheeseburgers."

"No, no, no. Where'd you get 'em? McDonald's, Wendy's, Jack in the Box; where?"

"Maastricht University."

"Maastricht University! That's that stem cell burger joint. I hear they got some tasty burgers!"

Stories of the day:

• Tesla to produce all-wheel drive Model S sedan next year
• Amazon launches an online marketplace for fine art
• World's first lab-grown burger unveiled at public tasting

Written by Bryan Bishop. Video and production by Regina Dellea and Christian Mazza.