What if you threw a concert for a French electronic duo and nobody came except for a bunch of random celebrity dancers that were much more entertaining than an appearance by said French electronic duo would have been in the first place?

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Written by Nathan Cykiert. Video and production by Regina Dellea and Jordan Oplinger.