"I did it!"

"Did what sir?"

"I just announced the greatest advancement in transportation technology since satellite radio."

"That's wonderful sir, but what are you going to do when it comes time to reveal it?"

"When did I say I would show more?"

"August 12th."

"Oh, I got time."

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Written by Nathan Cykiert. Video and production by Zach Goldstein and Regina Dellea.