Entry #11842: It has been a full eight minutes since the great blackout of Google+ and Gmail. No one could have predicted the catastrophic results of such an incident. Our service may be down, but our spirits are high… for now. Some say they heard there might be some Google down south. I find that hard to believe and if so, they don’t have enough Google for everyone. Our research team has been working tirelessly to find a cure, but our resources are scarce. We may have to switch back to Yahoo! Mail. If that is the case, God help us all.

Stories of the day:

• Apple reportedly planning two larger iPhones for 2014
• New Apple TV reportedly coming in first half of 2014
• Revenge porn magnate Hunter Moore has been arrested by the FBI
• Wonder Woman actress signed for a standalone film and 'Justice League' movie

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