Wake up (wake up). Grab a brush and put a little make-up. Hide the mic and slant the rhyme to bacon. Why'd you leave your laptop on the table? Why'd you host, you're tired and unstable. (You wanted to!)

Stories of the day:

• T-Mobile will now pay $350 for you to leave AT&T, Sprint, or Verizon
• Nokia’s Android phone UI revealed in leaked photos
• Plugging into Crystal Cove, the new high-resolution, position-tracking Oculus Rift