Hello? Is anybody out there? My name is Nathan Cykiert. I was filming a daily news show with my friend, Chris Ziegler. It's only 90 seconds long, but we still manage to cram the top stories of the day into it. Anyway, I think we made some sort of wrong turn because now we're a little lost. If anyone can hear me, could you direct us back to the Las Vegas Convention Center? That would be very helpful. Also, do you know where I could get a pastrami sandwich around here?

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Hosted by Chris Ziegler and Nathan Cykiert. Written by Ross Miller and Nathan Cykiert. Video Production by Zach Goldstein, Stephen Greenwood, and John Lagomarsino. (Correction: Speakerboxxx / The Love Below came out in 2003. It's been a really, really, really long time.)