Stop what you're doing. Turn off whatever it is you're listening to. Geordi La Forge himself is on the internet reading Adam Mansbach's Go the F**k to Sleep and it is everything you could possibly hope for.
Levar Burton, who's already great at playing comedic versions of himself when he's not relaunching Reading Rainbow, did the reading for Rooster Teeth's Extra Life charity campaign, which helps raise money for Children's Miracle Network Hospitals for medical research. This is clearly his gift to fans and supporters. We're all fans of Samuel L. Jackson, but we have to say this is pretty transcendent.