It's wireless, supports multitouch, and does awesome things to your body. Introducing Carrot, the fake Silicon Valley startup that we can all believe in. I've been saying for ages that the thing vegetables really need is a good PR campaign and this pitch-perfect parody of the young and upcoming startup promo video nails it. What's most amusing about it is that it's stating perfectly inarguable and well known facts about carrots, but somehow setting that to a jingle and accompanying it with happy young people just makes the root vegetable so much more appealing. Next on the veggie agenda: enlightening people about the extraordinary versatility of cabbage.