Last week, Star Wars Episode VII finally got a full title: The Force Awakens. It's a fine title, a respectable title. But fans may feel that it doesn't evoke the same gravitas as, say, The Empire Strikes Back. So, on Friday, we let the internet create new titles of their own. We're fairly confident J.J. Abrams and Disney won't reverse their decision, but we at least have a few ideas of where the saga could go with these titles:
With the galaxy still reeling after decades of strife, Luke Skywalker trains a new padawan in the art of passive resistance.
Out of the ashes of the fallen Galactic Empire comes a new threat: Taco Bell.
Leia Organa, now a fully-trained Jedi Knight, must join forces with Luke and Han against a force-senstive troll army on New Alderaan.
A rift in dimensions reunites the nerds from Revenge of the Nerds and sends them to the New Republic, where they're promptly elected senators. But all is not what it seems...
What more do you need?