"So this one time, I was at a deli and this guy was trying to pay for a sandwich but left his wallet at the office. He said he was in a huge hurry asked if we could spare $10. He promised us 0.001 percent of his company, which was laughable enough that we kindly said no and walked away. That's the most expensive turkey and cheese on whole wheat with mayonnaise I have ever seen." — Nobody Ever, but we wouldn't be surprised if someone posted that on Secret. (Time zones)