3, 2, 1, blink and smile. Alright, that was perfect, but can we get a little less teeth? Yeah, just like that. You really want to look like you forgot to put your dentures in. Now can you stare right into the camera? Look as if you are trying to possess the souls of all the viewers. Alright, that's a wrap!

Stories of the day:

• Crimeans vote to secede from Ukraine and join Russia in disputed ballot
• Apple's Healthbook will reportedly go beyond fitness to analyze your blood
• Dorian Nakamoto issues a final public statement insisting he didn't invent Bitcoin

Hosted by Adrianne Jeffries. Written by Nathan Cykiert and Ross Miller. Video Production by John Lagomarsino.