Beep. Beep beep. Beep beep beep. There is a Myspace user nearby. There is a Myspace user nearby. Wait, I'm sorry. It seems the user accidentally visited Myspace when he was actually looking for a site called MyFace which determines what two people’s baby would look like. We will continue to track Myspace and alert you when someone finally logs on.

Story of the day:

• Facebook wants to find your nearby friends
• Facebook's friend problem

Hosted by Ross Miller. Written by Nathan Cykiert and Ross Miller. Video production by John Lagomarsino. Special thanks to Ellis Hamburger.