Elon Musk is looking to change transportation for everyone. (Wait, that's the description? That's... boring.) Do you have a better idea? (Yeah, dude, let's do something on his whole "fighting the system" thing. He's taking on Big Aerospace and Big Auto...) Don't call me dude. I'm not your dude. (OK first off, you are a dude. Second, this sounds like that South Park "dude / buddy / guy" thing. Not original.) Do you enjoy hearing yourself talk? (I enjoy the all the praise and celebration that happens every time I do talk, yes. I know you wouldn't understand.) Crap, we've reached the character limit for the descri

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