"You've been told to buy a tablet, but you know you need a laptop." Though freshly-minted Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella gave the opening remarks, today's Surface Pro 3 event was all about Surface creator Panos Panay — dropping tablets, playing with scales, pushing hinges, and giving more than a few shout-outs to Wall Street Journal editor (and former Verge editor) Joanna Stern. Here's everything you need to know from the event in under five minutes.