This week Warner Bros revealed the name and poster for Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, the sequel to Man of Steel starring Ben Affleck as Batman, Henry Cavill as Superman, and Jesse Eisenberg as a (perhaps not bald) Lex Luthor. The film isn't coming out until... wait, really? May 2016? That's a long time to wait for this fight. Let Joshua Topolsky give you a fairly definitive idea of who would win right now.