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As Wii U sales flatline, Nintendo looks to new markets

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Seizure warning. (Press start) Title screen: Donkey Kong Jungle Beat of the Planet of the Apes. The Memory Card does not have a save file. Submit to new masters? (Play) Select a stamp for your save file. (Free human) Saving... Please do not turn off the console or seek help. (Clap! Clap!) First level, opening ceremony. (Resist!) Nope, dammit, clap! Now bang on the drums!

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