Seizure warning. (Press start) Title screen: Donkey Kong Jungle Beat of the Planet of the Apes. The Memory Card does not have a save file. Submit to new masters? (Play) Select a stamp for your save file. (Free human) Saving... Please do not turn off the console or seek help. (Clap! Clap!) First level, opening ceremony. (Resist!) Nope, dammit, clap! Now bang on the drums!
Stories of the day:
- Nintendo reports third consecutive annual loss as Wii U sales fizzle out
- Nintendo will develop new consoles for emerging markets
- Nintendo launching smartphone service alongside Mario Kart 8
Hosted by Ellis Hamburger. Written by Nathan Cykiert and Ross Miller. Video production by Zach Goldstein.