Worried about getting mugged for your gold 64GB iPhone 5S? This Japanese-made isopod case should calm your nerves and keep thieves away. A silver version will cost you $80 and a gold version will cost you $120, but you better act soon. The case's manufacturer is only making 500 of the creepy cases.
If you're looking for a less repulsive but equally integrated approach to turning your iPhone into a weapon of fear, try this brass knuckles case instead.