Before Michael Bay had Optimus Prime riding a mechanical dinosaur, he made the original "Got Milk?" television commercial. Over at GQ, Sean Fennessy compiled an intricate series of quotes from Hollywood's elite that help put the life of the "testosterone-sweating" director into perspective. "Michael Bay has a mainline to the testosterone glands of the American male," remarked Transformers: Dark of the Moon actor Frances McDormand, one of the over 60 people who gave their testimonials to GQ.