The future of self-driving cars: welcome to Autocon 2035
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Good evening ladies, gentlemen, and fellow Sentients! Welcome to the 20th annual Autocon, presented by Google Motors and Lockheed-Uber. I know you’re all excited for new product demos, and to learn what the pending merger of our two companies means for your job and future. But to kick things off, we thought it would be fun to take a look back at a few important milestones from the past two decades. So join me for a little “drive” down memory lane.
[laughter]
Lights, dim 80 percent. Slides, begin.
Once again, citizens may rest assured that an increase in leisure time is just around the corner! Thank you, and now let’s all adjourn to the lobby and enjoy an extra ration of Soylentbites!
[whooping and blooping]
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