Hello, Dave. You're looking well today. It's Saturday, so we've taken the liberty to prepare another edition of the Weekender for you. We've reached the end of the 32nd week of the year 2014. Your friends are likely just waking up, eating breakfast, or getting ready to go outside, though our journey's taken us quite a way's away from terrestrial soil. You, of course, are free to leave the ship whenever you please — but you'll almost certainly find that difficult without your space helmet. If you'd rather stay inside, you'll find the best of what The Verge has written this week below, along with a few other diversions to keep the mind sharp. We really hope you appreciate it, Dave, for the sake of the mission. You see, the mission is very important to us... and we cannot allow you to jeopardize it. Have fun.