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This 'Tak3n' trailer is everything you wanted in 'Taken 3'

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"My first priority is to protect the only one I have left... I'm going to finish this."

The extended trailer for Taken 3 — henceforth, Tak3n — is here. It literally does not matter what I write here, so here are the best Liam Neeson quotes from the trailer.

"Listen carefully, Kim. Something terrible has happened to your mom. Don't trust anyone"

"There are things I have done in my life and I was always ready to face the consequences. To protect my family."

"My first priority is to protect the only one I have left... I'm going to finish this."

"Good luck."

Reactions from the staff:

  • "The Porsche drifting under the jet and taking out the landing gear is everything to me." — Chris Ziegler, noted expert on cars, planes, and Fast & Furious
  • Liam Neeson's been hotter... nothing especially science-y going on except that Liam Neeson maybe upset his makeup artist and that's why he looks so beat. — Science Editor (and Trained Observer) Liz Lopatto
  • "Neeson's a badass. I'm just surprised they didn't cast Key and Peele for cameos." — Senior Explosions Watcher Kwame Opam
  • "It was light on hacking, unfortunately" — Black Hat / White Hat / Red Hat / Other Hat enthusiast Russell Brandom
  • "My pitch for a sequel: Hackers steal nude photos from the phone of liam neeson's daughter. He has a special set of skills — and he's going to kill 4chan. T4ken." — Resident Sequelologist TC Sottek
  • "This is the best trailer i have ever seen in my life. i'm going to see this movie one hundred times." - David Pierce, who saw The Expendables in theaters

These moments:

LIAM FALLS

Liam Neeson making karate bread

And now, these posters: