For those attending today's Surface Pro / Lumia event, Microsoft is handing out stickers featuring its ninja cat — often seen riding dinosaurs and fire-breathing unicorns — riding internet icon of yesteryear, doge. The pair, of course, is surrounded by comic sans — horrible to the eye, yes, but customary for doge-related internet things.

So what are the big features of Windows 10?

• much devices
• so game streaming
• wow hologram
• amaze
• such fast
• much Cortana
• very continuum
• so 10

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