Poor Clippy. All he wanted to do was help guide us through the wonderful world of Microsoft Office. In exchange for that, we've given him a lifetime worth of mockery. For good measure, Saturday Night Live piled it on this week with Pushie, Clippy's equally annoying cousin in the form of a red push-pin. Host J.K. Simmons is left at the mercy of Pushie's, erm, questionable tastes while writing a birthday letter to a college pal, before deciding that he's had enough with the digital "assistant." That leaves him with one option: the "Murder Pushie" button.