A top-of-the-line Mac Pro: Make a video editor cry.
20 iPad Air 2s: Give them to your family, friends, and coworkers!
28 Apple Watch Sports: Mount them to your walls and become a recluse obsessed with time. They're accurate to 50 milliseconds.
One year of food for a family of four: Or, one golden watch! (Image: Dmitry Kalinovsky / Shutterstock; source: USDA)
Rolex Datejust, 36mm, steel and yellow gold: Lasts about a lifetime longer than the Apple Watch Edition.
Nissan Versa: A valuable tool for grocery shopping, sightseeing, and finding a job.
200 Swatch watches: Don't forget to replace their batteries. (Fortunately, they'll run for two to three years each.)
Two vacations for a family of four: Your kids will be so happy. (Image: Goodluz / Shutterstock; source: American Express)
Fine art: Patronize the arts! This work, "Untitled, 05/2011" by Renato Orara, even depicts a fine-looking timepiece. It should last for decades, if not longer. Ballpoint ink on paper, 2011. (Source: Artsy)