Christopher Walken. That voice.

Apple. That Watch.

YouTube. Someone named BeefJurgy.

Pulp Fiction. A watch. An ass. No, two asses. Seven years that watch didn't see sunshine. Poor watch.

These things have come together to form a commercial. Not official. A parody if you will. But nonetheless a work of art.

Would you do that for an Apple Watch? Would you hide that Apple Watch? That's the real question. That's the question we all need to answer.

Is it a coincidence this video went up on 4/20? Probably not.

The Watch is coming. Don't die of dysentery.