I hope you're happy. For almost two decades, you've demanded a Final Fantasy 7 remake, and now you're finally getting it. Oh sure, this could be great. We could learn more about some of the most beloved characters in video games. But what about the unexpected ramifications?

What about the snowboarding missions? What about Aeris? WHAT ABOUT AERIS?!

Final Fantasy 7 Remake doesn't have a release date, but the game will launch first on PlayStation 4. Now if only they'd bring back Shenmue — oh wait!