Bethesda has officially announced Fallout 4! The open-world role-playing game set in the post-apocalypse has been promoted from "A real thing that Bethesda would rather you not know existed" to "A real thing that Bethesda would like you to think about every day between now and its eventual release."

For a significant portion of us who've obsessed over the series for almost two decades, sacrificing a portion of the day to fantasize about a virtual irradiated Boston won't be so tough. Hell, if you're like me you've already begun thinking about what awful name you will stick onto your character like a crumpled gold star. To help, I've created a Fallout 4 name generator. Each name is guaranteed to have a splash of Boston's charm and a nip of Fallout's crushing world view.