Early reviews of Pixels, the latest Adam Sandler comedy / shouting hybrid, are even worse than expected. This is bad news for people who enjoy watching things scream. Fortunately, a deer has really stepped up — or should I say trotted up. It's too early to make any big predictions, but I could see this deer landing a development deal at Sony Pictures if it plays its cards right. Which will be tough, because it lacks fingers.

Let's compare the Padawan with the master. Here's the deer. Deer is still fresh, so give it some time to really flex those vocal muscles.

Okay, now here's Adam Sandler:

The deer:

Adam Sandler:

Deer:

Sandler:

I know it's the trendy option, but I think I'm Team Deer.