Lana Del Rey released her video for "High By the Beach," the latest single from her upcoming Honeymoon, this afternoon. It's dreamy and strange, with a beach house, aerial shots straight out of Grand Theft Auto, and a lovely (but snag-prone) baby blue robe on Lana, but let's be honest: you're not here for car porn and caftans.
You're here for Lana flipping through a tabloid like she's stuck in a supermarket line, dreaming of an afternoon spent blunted by the waves:
And you're here for Lana grabbing a piece of exotic weaponry out of a hidden guitar case and blowing some airborne lurker to smithereens:
Now that she's rid her local airspace of paparazzi watchdogs, Lana can finally start crossing off some of the other items on her summer to-do list:
- Buy coffee beans and Chemex filters
- Patch hole in robe
- Purchase furniture for every room in the beach house, it's totally empty
- Read "What is Code," it's been sitting in an open tab for months, she can do this
- Refill ammunition
- Catch up on Mr. Robot
- Go for a swim
- Get high by the... oh, you know
Here's to a productive vacation, Lana.