"Who the fuck are you?" asks a perturbed John Legere, looking intensely into the camera lens. The question is directed at the Electronic Frontier Foundation, and my colleague T.C. Sottek has provided a helpful answer for the CEO of T-Mobile.
Separately, I think it's important that, in the context of a new year, Mr. Legere and the rest of us take a moment to repeat this existential question until it loses its meaning, as if performing an exercise by the later Sanford Meisner as a formal of mental exorcism. Who the fuck are we? Who the fuck are we? Who the fuck are we?
I still don't know, but hopefully an hour of Mr. Legere repeating those words will help us all find out.
Oh, now I remember where I know this from!