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Can Santa Claus bend the space-time continuum?

Can Santa Claus bend the space-time continuum?


Santa employs some fancy physics in his annual chimney-hopping marathon.

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In real life, this reindeer has a jetpack.
In real life, this reindeer has a jetpack.
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Okay, so here’s the thing about Santa Claus. Every year, this elderly, overweight man somehow manages to lug giant bags of toys down millions of chimneys. He does this in the span of a couple hours, without being spotted, and without toppling off icy roofs.

It’s an impressive — if suspicious — series of feats. And Claus does, after all, have a history of suspicious behavior, including a series of alleged hit-and-runs involving grandmas.

So, how does he accomplish this annual chimney-hopping marathon? Claus could not be reached for comment. So instead, we quizzed two physics professors about Claus’s possible methods.

“I know magic is magic and everything, but last we checked, energy needs to be conserved.”

The main thing Claus needs is a serious source of energy, says Dave Custer, a physics and writing lecturer at MIT. From Custer’s back-of-the-envelope calculations, he estimates that Claus visits maybe a million households in the US in the span of approximately six hours. That means that each visit — including getting down the chimney, arranging presents, and getting back up again — can only take 0.0002 seconds.

If each of those households has a chimney that averages 16 feet in height, that means on Christmas Eve, Santa Claus climbs the equivalent of Mount Everest over 50,000 times. And if he weighs a healthy 175 pounds these days, then it would take the equivalent of a 24,000-horsepower engine, or the engines of more than 160 Ford F150 pickup trucks, to propel him that distance. That requires as much energy as MIT’s sustainable power plant produces, he says.

“We’re getting closer to being able to explain how Santa Claus actually does it.”

“That’s a pretty beefy power expenditure. I know magic is magic and everything, but last we checked energy needs to be conserved,” Custer says. At least, if Claus is abiding by the law of conservation of energy, which says energy is neither created nor destroyed — it just changes from one form to another.

So if Claus is powering his efforts with cookies, he’d need to consume a steady stream of them at each house he visits. Even then, he’s probably be in a caloric deficit. “How on earth does Santa manage to keep that paunch?” he wrote in an email. So cookies are probably insufficient fuel, but a power plant is too big to lug around and to fit through chimneys.

Custer’s not certain how Claus fits, or how he gets back up the chimney. “I can’t claim to have been in a lot of chimneys, but I’ve looked up a few, and they’re not handhold friendly,” Custer says. He thinks that the inside of a chimney is probably too smooth to scale, but if Claus were ascending back up his rope as fast as he needs to, he’d probably burn up the rope.

Time dilation device not shown.
Time dilation device not shown.
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Larry Silverberg, a physics professor at North Carolina State University, suspects Claus manages this by altering the space-time continuum. “Basically what we’ve learned in relativity is two things: one is that that time can be stretched — that’s called time dilation. And space can be contracted,” Silverberg explains. Claus could be creating little pockets where he can control time and space, called relativity clouds. Inside the cloud, Claus can shrink himself to the size of a Christmas ornament, so he could easily fit down the chimney.

That’s probably how he manages to propel himself back up the chimney, too. When he shrinks himself in the relativity cloud, he decreases his total mass. Shrink an object or bearded humanoid’s mass, and it can accelerate more rapidly, according to Newton’s second law of motion.

“He can basically bounce his way back up the chimney.”

“With the same force the resulting acceleration of the body increases dramatically when the mass decreases, making him, essentially very bouncy,” Silverberg told The Verge in an email. “He can basically bounce his way back up the chimney.”

Inside these relativity clouds, Claus can also stretch and distort time so that six months elapse inside the cloud, but only seconds pass outside of it. Six months would be plenty of time for Claus to complete the deliveries, assuming that he has an army of 500 or so elves assisting him, Silverberg says.

The kind of technology necessary to alter the space-time continuum like this is still 200 years away for us, Silverberg estimates. But in the North Pole’s frigid equivalent of Silicon Valley, harsh conditions accelerated technological development.

“People have made that claim that it’s impossible,” Silverberg says. “But with technology over the last couple of years getting stronger and stronger, we’re getting closer to being able to explain how Santa Claus actually does it.”

We will update this story if Claus replies to requests for comment.