This is a photo of Pasta Bowl, my dog. She is, in my opinion, one of the top 100 cutest dogs of all time. Don't ask me for specific rankings, I don't have them. Frankly, I think they'd upset the millions of dog owners whose pets aren't represented. However, it is not my obligation to humor their less cute dogs.
Anyway, Pasta Bowl is somewhere near the top 10 (cutest dogs, that is). She is half Ewok, and half collection of spare parts I stole on a tour of the Jim Henson workshop. I have some more photos of Pasta Bowl. This humanlike photo of her, above, was taken I believe with an iPhone 6. If you would like to see photos of Pasta taken with a Fuji X100T, I have those, too! If you demand even more photos — how could you not? — let me know in the comments. Here's another to whet your appetite.